31 August 2008


"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Sadly, no." (a wee bit of sarcasm there from yours truly.)

"Hey, but you're pretty cute. Why don't you have a boyfriend? Why not?"

"Uh. I don't know. I'm nice to old people, small children and I don't kick puppies, so I'm not sure."

Gentleman, it's really hard to answer that question. Please don't ask it. The only thing that's worse is asking why I'm not married.

Thank you.


Megarita said...

Ugh. You want to bring up some hideous deformity or something just to kill the interrogation. Lordy. And a guy was asking this? Damn. I guess it's meant to make you feel better? "I'd do you." Great.

Grad School Reject said...

On behalf of men: I apologize. We are not smart. Please forgive us.

Dexter Colt said...

I like to apologize for people who are in relationships.

Turn about is fair play...