Another reason why I wish that Steve Inskeep could be my friend.

He doesn't even have to be my best friend. I just want to meet him for coffee once a week. That way, I can tell him how he made me laugh twice this morning by emphasizing two things during today's Morning Edition (these are very approximate quotes):

"Listen. If you are driving and using your blackberry and using a laptop all at once, stop. Multitasking makes you do stupid things!"

"According to a worldwide banking survey Canada has the safest banks in the world. The United States is 40th--behind Germany, Sweden and Namibia. Namibia? Listeners! Your money is safer in Namibia!"

Then he LOLed.

I really want to be his friend. Steve! Call me!